triviallytrue:

bloodclotbitch:

wizardotgif:

memeuplift:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

the-god-of-magic:

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you’re not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

and they will instantaneously retaliate with a level 8 Chain Lightning, as is their right

grawly:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

I think with my packer

biff-donderglutes:

ultrakillblast:

ROBOCOP (1987)

robocop’s famous catchphrase

estrogenpilled:

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

paxamericana: